While at my friend T's annual ladies night I went on my usual scrunchie rant. It always starts off with "no self respecting women would wear a scrunchie anymore" I had a few glasses of wine so I'm sure my rant went on for longer than I intended. Soon after my rant I had to pee, due to all the wine and found a very large collection of scrunchies in T's guest bathroom. I feel like the drunk gods swooped down and stapled my mouth shut since I didn't burst out of that bathroom saying what the F are a million scrunchies doing in there. It turned out that her mother in law who was at this party and staying with her was the owner of said scrunchie collection. She even asked T if women no longer wear scrunchies, T claimed only young silly girls in their 20's feel that way.
This is the only clip I can find from Sex and the City about the scrunchie:
If you see the beginning of this episode, she explains why no women should ever wear the offending piece.
Hair elastics, bobby pins and cute head band are definitely in, scrunchies have been out for so long they should be in museums.